Russian singer Alina Simone continues her random Facebook chats with men, this week discussing constipation and pregnancy with a Turkish fan:
haw are you
Hello! Me? Well, I’m pregnant and can’t say that I’ve really felt that
well since week 7. Last night I couldn’t sleep at all and had to wake
up in the middle of the night to pee like 8 times. How are you?
ı am little speak english
ı am turkish
Got it! Well, thanks right back to you Turkish Fan! You look a little like Che Guevara in your photo.
ı am che guavera fan
I see! Are you planning to take over the Turkish government?
turkey very good government
Okay! I can’t disagree really, based on my limited experience with the Turkish government.
you very lovely
My dear Anil Yilmaz Akin, if only you could see me now, in my pajamas, five months pregnant, more than a little constipated…
Yes, better I stare at the picture of Che and you stare at the picture of me sitting on my bed and playing electric guitar that was taken 8 years ago.
Have a great weekend! Eat some künefe for me!
Isn’t that some kind of Turkish dessert? Sorry, I have no idea, actually. I totally just quickly looked up “Turkish Food” on Wikipedia.