hey quick queztion
i’m afraid to talk to people
You still haven’t fixed your “s” key
Ok. Go on.
Keep in mind I’m just a random stranger on Facebook.
what’s your advice for me
talking to people in facebook is easy
but in real life i feel afraid
You have a pregnant girlfriend. You weren’t afraid to talk to her! And you didn’t get her pregnant through Facebook!
sorry i’m really sorry
that’z my problem
i just wanted to feel, i don’t kno
i’d love to have a kid one day
so what’s your advice for me
how can i become more zocial
That depends on a lot of things. Why don’t you find some people who love the same things you do? That way you already have something mutual to talk about.
Like start a band.
i have a lot of friendz that love muzic the zame az me
i’m on a band but ztill i’m afraid to talk
specially to girlz , and find a future mother of my kid
That’s pretty complicated… I know! You could start off chatting with people on FB, then see if they want to hang out in real life. Even girls!
what zhould i do if i zee every morning a girl that tried to make my girl once but zhe zaid , no, and now i’m zeeing her everyday in the morning a the train ztation when i’m going to work, and the only thing i zay to her iz hi and zhe zayz hi too and it’z done
Gee Klebes. I don’t think there’s anything you can do about that. Unless you switch subway stations… That’s a sad little story though.
can’t the only train that take me to my job, no problem
You could walk to a really far, weird corner of the platform and read a book there facing the wall?
Not sure that would really make everything better though…
thank you, if you want i can put a bag in my face too.
did you know that Adolf hitler had a wife 23 yearz old younger than him
Yes. They got married a few hours before they both committed suicide. I don’t think either of them would be a good role model for you.
Hitler iz my idol, not becauze of hiz ideology but hiz power of conmunication and to hypnotize people with hiz wordz
Um. Yeah. Obama is pretty good at those things too. May I suggest him as a substitute?
not Hitler iz the only one, but yeah Obama got that too
Are you messing with my head, Klebes? First the fake pregnant girlfriend, now Hitler and Eva Braun?
itz juzt the way it iz, i’m good lair
ho liez more men or women
You lost me there with your creative typing…