First things first–Don’t call it the God Particle, even if you are making a joke about about the particle going to church.
Don’t understand the big deal? Don’t sweat it–you’re not alone. The Vancouver Sun has a photo gallery with helpful captions to help you out.
The BBC has a pretty solid description of the Higgs Boson for a layperson like me.
And finally, come on guys, Comic Sans? Really?