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January 8th, 2010

FUNNY WOMEN #12: Destroying Angels, A How-To Guide

77%* of Americans say they believe in angels.

That doesn’t mean we like them.

Sure, they were cute–at first. Maybe you thought you’d never get tired of those sweet rosy faces and chubby behinds. But now… …more

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Susan Schorn is the author/perpetrator of the McSweeney's column Bitchslap. She also writes for public radio and entertains at children's parties as The Grammar Clown. Her friend Michelle, who is much funnier, actually came up with the Grammar Clown joke. Please pray for both of them.

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