David Rees, creator of Get Your War On and My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable, is getting ripped off by Jamba Juice‘s latest ad campaign.
Rees has responded by calling for a boycott of Jamba Juice, a boycott that comes with a plethora of catchy phrases including “Juice Sucks, Drink Wine,” “Know Hope. No Juice” and, my personal favorite, “No Juicetice, No Peace!”
Along with the boycott Rees is planning an Anti-Jamba Day of Prayer (then again, maybe not), is posting Readers Writes, and is hoping to get all of the internet to “support me in my war against Jamba Juice, the worst juice franchise in all of America!”
Need more reasons to join the fight? Read Rees’s hilarious first post on the subject here.
(Also, not that you asked, but you can view my favorite GYWO animated video here. Careful, language NSFW… unless you work somewhere like The Rumpus.)




5 responses
I can only assume David Rees has never actually tasted Jamba Juice.
You saying that because no one with taste buds drinks the stuff anyways?
I think calling Jamba Juice “juice” is optimistic at best.
Wait, your comments are moderated? Not very EXTREME. Let the chips fall where they may, Fitzgerald.
Ms. Jean, let’s be honest, internet commenting is rarely extreme.
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