Get Your War On… Jamba Juice


David Rees, creator of Get Your War On and My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable, is getting ripped off by Jamba Juice‘s latest ad campaign.

Rees has responded by calling for a boycott of Jamba Juice, a boycott that comes with a plethora of catchy phrases including “Juice Sucks, Drink Wine,” “Know Hope. No Juice” and, my personal favorite, “No Juicetice, No Peace!”

Along with the boycott Rees is planning an Anti-Jamba Day of Prayer (then again, maybe not), is posting Readers Writes, and is hoping to get all of the internet to “support me in my war against Jamba Juice, the worst juice franchise in all of America!

Need more reasons to join the fight? Read Rees’s hilarious first post on the subject here.

(Also, not that you asked, but you can view my favorite GYWO animated video here. Careful, language NSFW… unless you work somewhere like The Rumpus.)

Isaac Fitzgerald has been a firefighter, worked on a boat, and was once given a sword by a king, thereby accomplishing three out of five of his childhood goals. Formerly of The Rumpus and McSweeney’s and most recently the founding editor of BuzzFeed Books, Isaac is now the co-host of BuzzFeed News’ Twitter Morning Show, #AMtoDM. He also appears frequently on The Today Show to talk books, and is co-author of Pen & Ink: Tattoos and the Stories Behind Them and Knives & Ink: Chefs and the Stories Behind Their Tattoos (with Recipes) (winner of an IACP award), and the author of a YA novel and picture book forthcoming from Bloomsbury. He uses Twitter. More from this author →