Young Cons


Parody or serious statement of conservative principles? You decide.

Favorite moment for me is the attempt to rhyme “merchant” with “restaurant.”

Brian Spears is Senior Poetry Editor of The Rumpus and the author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011). His poem “Upon Reading That Andromeda Will One Day Devour Triangulum and Come For Us Next” was featured in Season 9 of Motion Poems. More from this author →