Saturday belongs to Brian, but I’m borrowing it today, because at the moment he’s busy moving everything he owns (except for Saturday, of course) from one place to another place, which is admittedly a weird pastime, but why are you being so judgmental? Anyway: I’m hanging on to Saturday so it doesn’t get lost in the shuffle, and I plan to return it to him as soon as I’m done using it. Hopefully it will still be in “clean” and “like-new” condition, but no promises.
