I’ll never be mistaken for a legitimate gamer–I couldn’t figure out Defender when I was in my teenaged gaming prime, and I own the Iron Chef America game for the Wii–but I have to say that an Ulak-Tartysh video game sets off alarm bells on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Ulak-Tartysh, for the uninitiated, is the Central Asian game that’s like polo played with the headless body of a goat. The article says the game looks like it was made in 1983; no word on if there are any plans to update it for Playstation 3, or turn it into a feature film starring Vin Diesel.