I’m filling in for Dan this week while he’s away. I hope he’s having fun and remembering to think of me. I’m certainly thinking about him.
Comics legend Al Columbia has gotten himself into trouble. I’ll bet Dan is much better at using the postal service than this. Dan’s just better at everything!
The conservationist part of me is often in conflict with the epicurean part, leaving me to wonder what these brand new miniature deer taste like. I’d love to have a miniature venison dinner with Dan. I’d love to have any kind of dinner with Dan.
If you’re going to run for elected office, try to remember to vote for yourself. I’d vote for Dan no matter what the cause: Best Person, Superpresident, Dan of the Year.
No one should have enough money to do this for their dog. But if I did, I would use it to build a statue of Dan for my front yard.
I searched Google News for the word ‘penis’ and found this. This could never happen to Dan for so many reasons.
