After five years, seven months, and eighteen days at The Rumpus, Ted Wilson Reviews the World is coming to an end. Then it’s immediately coming to a beginning when it begins appearing each week at Electric Literature, starting today.

THE NOTEBOOK ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing The Notebook.

SELFIE STICKS ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing selfie sticks.

MY BED ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my bed.

BILL COSBY ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Bill Cosby.

SPAGHETTI ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing spaghetti.

DEATH ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing death.

GOLD ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing gold.

MY RETURNED PUPPY! ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing my returned puppy!

PUPPY FOOTPRINTS ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing puppy footprints.

THE PUPPY BOWL ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing The Puppy Bowl.

ALPO ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Alpo.

THE GUY WHO HAS A PUPPY THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MINE ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the guy who has a puppy that looks exactly like mine.

EARL WEINSTRAUB, P.I. ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Earl Weinstraub, P.I.

KINKOS COPY CENTER ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Kinkos Copy Center.

★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing 2014.

OKCUPID ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing OkCupid.

A BABY I SAW ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing a baby I saw.

COMPUTERIZED SONG FILES ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing computerized song files.

THE NO.2 PENCIL ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the No. 2 pencil.

BALLOONS ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing balloons.

HALLOWEEN, 2014 ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Halloween, 2014.

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing the San Francisco Giants.

HUMMINGBIRDS ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing hummingbirds.

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS ★★★★★ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Christopher Columbus.