Look at how fat that cop is, Doug. Seriously, if you just took his gun and started running, what could he do? He wouldn’t catch you. Well, not you specifically. I’m just saying someone could. Oh yeah, Mr. Naysayer? Why don’t you hold my cheese steak and watch what not being a big pussy all the time looks like.
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