You probably stood up too fast. All day? Maybe you’ve been standing up too fast all day then. No, we’re not getting one. Because, Doug, those detectors are just a scam invented by the battery companies. Because if I can’t see it or smell it or taste it then it doesn’t exist, Doug. Scientific law. Fine, you go have fun at the Best Western then.
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