Our managing editor, Isaac Fitzgerald, is a MUNI hero for interfering in a bus fight. I give him special props for not allowing the fight to escalate even after being popped in both the face and ribs by a crazy lady. Well done, sir. Well done.

Brian Spears is Senior Poetry Editor of The Rumpus and the author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011). His poem “Upon Reading That Andromeda Will One Day Devour Triangulum and Come For Us Next” was featured in Season 9 of Motion Poems. More from this author →