Saturday Morning Links


So last Saturday, I woke up 41 years old, hung over, and with a non-responsive computer. Doornail-quality dead. Gray screen, blinking folder with question mark, oh crap I can’t afford a new computer dead. One week, one new hard drive, and a few bucks later, I’m back to make mocking comments and post some silly links. Missed y’all too.

Dear Principal Thomas Murray:
Sincerely yours,
The Rumpus

It seems a Vespa and a Segway got freaky and are having a kid. And I totally want one.

If you have to buy a Christmas present for your archenemy, here’s a suggestion.

Remember the rainbow-haired, John 3:16 sign guy from football game end zones? You’ll never guess where he is now.

You know, there’s something to be said for getting mass-produced items as opposed to hand-made ones.

Brian Spears's first collection of poetry, A Witness in Exile, is now available through Louisiana Literature Press, and at his personal website. He is Senior Poetry Editor at The Rumpus. More from this author →