There’s often a bit of overlap between writers and academia–not as much of one as those of us on the job market would like at times, but it’s there all the same. And so to my fellow writer/teachers, or for anyone who’s spent time in the university universe, I present the following litany from Rate Your Students, the site you should be reading if you aren’t already.
1:8 Like a voice crying in the wilderness shall be the voice of the Registrar before the Faculty Senate
3:2 Thou shalt be kind to the youth that knoweth not the meaning of deadlines nor regulations, for they may be of the brood of vipers known as trustees’ offspring.
And so on. You’re welcome.