Camo Cupcakes

Dear Marketing Assholes,

We here at The Rumpus are pretty damn sick of things like the Dodge Super Bowl commercial (cleverly spoofed here), or any “modern men are emasculated” ad campaigns and/or business models.

So believe us when we say, Butch Bakery, we do not need camo on our cupcakes. Take your “Butch MAN-ifesto” and shove it. We like sprinkles (preferably pink ones).

Love,
The Rumpus

(via @MarisaNakasone)

SHARE

IG

FB

BSKY

TH

2 responses

  1. Oy, the khakis one at the Powell Street BART is the worst. Believe me, people: even if khakis make you more manly, they still make you suck.

  2. I’d like to see it on the baker’s shelf between a similar but sassy pink camo like the ladies wear and one of those fitted lumberjacks trimmed in lace. Can you put boots on a cupcake? Timberlands or Uggs? Sprinkles or nuts?

Click here to subscribe today and leave your comment.