Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #27

Why would you pay for a Mr. Pibb when you can just tip these machines a little and shake one out? Christ, Doug, you’d be a millionaire if you weren’t such a sucker.

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  1. Mr. Pibb needs all of the support he can muster these days. He now must be sold as Pibb Xtra because of copyright infringement. Dr. Pepper claims that Mr. Pibb is too explicitly copying him. Dr. Pepper sure is doing a lot of whining for a soda with a Phd. Yes, in taste, Mr. Pibb may be unabashedly a rip-off of Dr. Pepper, but in name he makes no claims to advanced degrees in higher education. Mr. Pibb is just a regular guy, trying to get by. He is the everyman of sodas, happily playing second fiddle to the original, the Dr., and he is told to stand down for copyright infringement and rename himself something ridiculous like Pibb Xtra. Its almost as sad as when Kevin Federline became K-Fed. So, I urge you, please purchase Mr. Pibb rather than tip the machine until he rolls out. He could use financial support. His job security may not be threatened by a ‘publish or perish’ mentality, but he has his toils.

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