Donor 8282 has magic sperm. Or rather, one vial of his sperm has magical properties, in that the possessor of said vial seems to be able to find a mate and get pregnant within minutes of getting hold of it. Okay, I’m exaggerating a little–that’ll be the movie version of this story.
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Brian Spears
Brian Spears is Senior Poetry Editor of The Rumpus and the author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011). His poem “Upon Reading That Andromeda Will One Day Devour Triangulum and Come For Us Next” was featured in Season 9 of Motion Poems.