Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #41

That’s the thing, I love Cirque du Soleil, Doug, but fuck the Beatles, man. That’s why I wrote one based on Kiss’ “Destroyer.” So first, I need you to help me with my face paint. The Demon, naturally. You’ll be Starchild. Next, we need to figure out this trapeze shit. I figure we’ll do some flips to “Shout It Out Loud” and then go on—what? A net? No, Kiss doesn’t use a goddamn net, Doug. Fine, then you can do a ribbon dance to “Beth.” And now you’ll have to be Peter Criss, because you are such a pussy.

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Isaac Fitzgerald has been a firefighter, worked on a boat, and was once given a sword by a king, thereby accomplishing three out of five of his childhood goals. Formerly of The Rumpus and McSweeney’s and most recently the founding editor of BuzzFeed Books, Isaac is now the co-host of BuzzFeed News’ Twitter Morning Show, #AMtoDM. He also appears frequently on The Today Show to talk books, and is co-author of Pen & Ink: Tattoos and the Stories Behind Them and Knives & Ink: Chefs and the Stories Behind Their Tattoos (with Recipes) (winner of an IACP award), and the author of a YA novel and picture book forthcoming from Bloomsbury. He uses Twitter.

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