Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Todd Dills’ All Hands On: THE2NDHAND AFTER 10: “It is painfully accurate to call Todd Dills ‘Tony Hollywood, New York Screenwriter.’ That said, Dills’ collection offers a comment on modern life. The narrators within this collection of stories may bring to mind a more youthful Holden Caulfield, or Toni Morrison being incredibly shaky, or Richard Ford faking it. You know. Because the book came from a collective of well-regarded idiots. They’re nice. They’re compassionate people. But idiots, oh my God.” – Mickey Hess
Aimee Nezhukumatathil’s At the Drive-In Volcano: “I don’t know about this new, non-rhyming poetry, but Aimee Nezhukumatathil’s book matches my mood: deeply haunted by the trajectory of something better. Pretty much everyone should read this book. Call your younger brother and question what he’s doing at parties.” – Mickey Hess
Anne Trubek’s A Skeptic’s Guide to Writers’ Houses: “Traditionally, Anne Trubek guides visitors through the homes of famous (or infamous) authors. At times, though, she does not safely guide them. Wear your goggles and hardhats, fuckers.” – Mickey Hess
