Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #49

Not only am I organizing the first ever McRib eating contest, I plan on being the first champion as well. You’ve got a fighting chance of coming in second, Doug. Nobody else is really getting on board so all you’d have to do is show up and the silver’s yours.

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    Even though it has been over 5 months (and I am awkwardly the only to reply thus far), I can’t help from sneaking-in late and tiptoeing down the aisles for this one…you have a clever idea. Here is why: I believe it’s reasonable to assume that Mickey D’s will continue to shove the McRib down our throats through marketing each time they give the sandwich back to us…and when they do, they’ll hype it up harder than dj’s on rap mixtapes. But with Subway growing so rapidly, the golden arches will obviously need something new to promote business. So I’m thinking the short-lived McRib Jr. of the 90’s will be making a come back. And after it hits the dollar menu, it won’t be long before some Asian kid downs 80 of them. Then, let the games begin. We have a title and a reputation to defend. USA!!!

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