Alina’s old friend Kleber returns for a random Facebook chat, this time with a little surprise.
1:47am Kleber
hello turkey
1:48am Alina
Hi Butt Face!
1:48am Kleber
lol
1:48am Alina
omg
1:48am Kleber
how are you doing dork ?
1:49am Alina
I am pregnant. How are you?
1:49am Kleber
i’m not pregnant but i did pregnant zomeone
1:49am Alina
Whoa! That’s new news, Kleber…
What happened?
1:50am Kleber
i juzt dont remember
whoz the lucky one
1:50am Alina
You’re losing me here…
1:50am Kleber
why ?
1:51am Alina
What do you mean? You “pregnant zomeone”? What happened?!?!?
1:52am Kleber
well zhe’z there and now zoon i’ll be daddy Kleber
could you believe that
1:52am Alina
Is your “s” key broken? You’re going to be a Dad, Kleber???
1:53am Kleber
yeah !!
1:53am Alina
Whoa. My. Mind. Is. Blown.
1:54am Kleber
why ? how long have you been pregnant
1:54am Alina
Why? Well, because you seem like a very strange man. I’ve been pregnant almost 6 months.
1:55am Kleber
omg
1:55am Alina
lol
1:55am Kleber
3 more and you’re done
1:55am Alina
Good math! How about you?
1:55am Kleber
whatz a girl or itz a boy
1:56am Alina
It’s a girl. You need to fix that “s” key.
1:56am Kleber
mine juzt 2 1/2
i’ve got to buy a new keyboard
1:57am Alina
True.
You have a long way to go until babyville, my friend!
Are you excited?
1:58am Kleber
are you kidding
1:58am Alina
No, I am not kidding.
1:59am Kleber
yeah, i’m excited
itz my baby
1:59am Alina
True! Well, I think that’s great. Congratulations.
2:00am Kleber
thank you zo much
Congratulations to you too
2:01am Alina
Hey, your “s” key does work!
2:01am Kleber
no
i’m pazting that onez
copying
2:02am Alina
Haha! I appreciate the effort, Klebes.
2:04am Kleber
no problem my friend
