Singer Alina Simone chats with random men on her Facebook page — and occasionally fights with random men … meet Amit.
1:56am Amit
hi
1:56am Alina
Hello Amit Singh!
1:56am Amit
hw are u
?
1:57am Alina
You really don’t want to know, Amit. I am more than a little pregnant and the details don’t look pretty when committed to cold, hard print.
1:58am Amit
ok
1:58am Alina
Thanks for asking though. How the hell are you?
1:59am Amit
something wrong with u?
2:00am Alina
No! This is just how I am.
2:01am Amit
i think u are in tension
2:02am Alina
It’s possible…
2:03am Amit
may be i dont understand what u want to say and why say to me
2:04am Alina
I actually think you understand quite well! Let me try again: How are you?
2:05am Amit
fine
are u student ?
2:07am Alina
Nope. I am a singer and a writer and a person who lies on the couch and tries not to throw up. What do you do?
2:09am Amit
i’m an engineer
2:09am Alina
Interesting!
2:09am Amit
why?
2:10am Alina
Good question. Hmm. Is it secretly not interesting…?
2:13am Amit
why it is secretly?
2:13am Alina
Ok, is it simply not interesting being an engineer?
You are making this kind of difficult, Amit.
2:16am Amit
u are not intrested to chat with me
2:17am Alina
That’s not true Amit! I don’t understand how things started off so nicely and now we’re in a fight.
2:18am Amit
actually u say me how the hell are u?
2:19am Alina
yes, that’s just an enthusiastic way of saying HOW ARE YOU?!?
2:20am Amit
ok
so i hv a question for u?
2:21am Alina
Go for it!
2:21am Amit
can we friends ?
2:22am Alina
Sure, Amit! I think we already are friends. Or at least, “friends.”
But it is late and I am very sleepy, so we will have to be “friends” later. Goodnight 🙂
2:27am Amit
ok i hv also some work
talk to u later
