Virginal Super Soldiers

Why aren’t more people talking about Ghaddafi’s elite team of virginal super soldiers?

We all knew Ghaddafi was a megalomanaical and evil dictator with a flair for fashion. But who knew he could combine all his interests in one stroke of evil genius with the Amazonian Guard, a team of hand-picked, martial arts-trained, marksman virgins in matching berets? So crazy it’s true:

Via this great tumblr. But that’s just a picture, you say. Doesn’t mean it’s true. Could be a still from Red Sonia 3. That’s what I thought. Until I looked on Wikipedia, and we know that’s never wrong. But here are two other sources, and even another picture, of Ghaddafi’s angels, trading their fatigues for state visit formals:


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  1. Those knuckles look woefully round, indicating these ladies either drop their target long before it gets within fisting range, or they only engage in fisticuffs when the cuffs are fluffy and pink. Three different lapel styles. The women on the left and right are wearing mens shirts. Lady on our left is packing (a teddy bear), wearing no belt, and the aiguillette isn’t properly fastened, is it? Also seems to be a champagne spill on her lapel, by the right pocket. Wonder what time it is on the down turned watch? Which one of these guard is not like the others? Which one of these guard does not belong? Good fun, great news:)

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