“The book’s hero, Dave, is a resident of the lusty alternate universe known as the House of Holes, a kind of sex tourism Hogwarts. At one point, Dave invites a woman to watch a dirty movie in the campus’s 12-projection theater, the ‘Porndecahedron.’ Before long, Mr. Baker writes, ‘Dave angled out his Malcolm Gladwell.’…He continues: ‘Ooh, you’ve got it out again,’ she said. ‘Can I hold it for a second, just the head of it? Oof. Blink, indeed.’”
—From The New York Observer’s article “A Penis Named Malcolm Gladwell,” on Nicholson Baker’s new erotic novel, House of Holes, and his creative name for male genitalia. (via)