If you’re not going to observe Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s day of prayer, might I suggest the Day of Debauchery & Gluttony. I’ll be the guy with two feedbags and a Bushmill’s IV drip.
If you leave your microphone near an anthill and turn the recorder on, this is what you’ll probably end up with. (I swear, I tried to come up with a way to insert an Archer reference that would make sense, but I couldn’t do it.)
Check out Alan Turing’s hand-drawn Monopoly Board. There was a time when I could recreate one from memory, but not anymore.
You want bad-ass? William Tillman was bad-ass. Someone needs to make a movie about this guy’s story, seriously.
How do kazoos work? Memorize this and then explain it to someone at the bar tonight.
Why aren’t e-books cheaper? Because printing is a small part of the overall cost of the book.
