Look, up in the sky! It’s a…Russian probe crashing back to Earth.
A new robotic sportscaster–as long as he’s less irritating than Chris Berman, I’m in.
I’m shocked! Shocked! to discover the EPA has found fracking compounds in a Wyoming aquifer.
I never thought I’d say these words, but I hope the hunters win.
Watch out for squids, man. Those fuckers could be anywhere.
You may love your car, but your car may rat you out if you’re in an accident.