“Hi. My name is Michelle Tea. I turned 40 this year and realized I forgot to have a child. Now I am trying to get pregnant before all my eggs dry up. Do you know what happens to your eggs in your 40s? Google it. Or don’t, just come with me as I learn all about 40+ pregnancy as a single queer lady who hardly knows a single sperm-producing man.”
Rumpus pal and author Michelle Tea has a new column over at xoJane: “Getting Pregnant with Michelle Tea.”