Pepper is a spice found in almost every household. But in recent news it’s got a bad wrap as the weapon Pepper Spray, used against peaceful protesters and Black Friday shopping competition.
At the Village Voice, Robert Sietsema has come up with a list of five foods that could be turned into weapons. Some of his suggestions for future weapons: cabernet sauvignon vinegar, okra slime, and Taiwanese stinky tofu:
“Cabernet Sauvignon Vinegar — Put this incredibly strong acid in the hoses and point them at those OWS wusses, and they’ll be weeping the moment it gets into their eyes. Save the runoff for a vinaigrette to be used by Bloomberg’s private chef.”