Science Saturday


Look, up in the sky! It’s a…Russian probe crashing back to Earth.

A new robotic sportscaster–as long as he’s less irritating than Chris Berman, I’m in.

I’m shocked! Shocked! to discover the EPA has found fracking compounds in a Wyoming aquifer.

I never thought I’d say these words, but I hope the hunters win.

Watch out for squids, man. Those fuckers could be anywhere.

You may love your car, but your car may rat you out if you’re in an accident.

Brian Spears is Senior Poetry Editor of The Rumpus and the author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011). His poem “Upon Reading That Andromeda Will One Day Devour Triangulum and Come For Us Next” was featured in Season 9 of Motion Poems. More from this author →