I’m sure we’ve all asked ourselves “why is Mercury like an orange and not a peach?”
19th Century Japanese bird paintings (are neat).
This just in: gas masks are terrifying huh?
I am afraid you are too late to visit the Garden of Cosmic Speculation this year.



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