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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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November 19, 2013

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS GIANT SQUID!

Exciting boredom developments.

All I want is to go to the island of swimming pigs.

Home improvements 70s style.

The hero shrew could maybe support your weight (please don’t try).

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Dan Weiss

Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.

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