Wired is launching a book review section—of absurd self-published titles. Jason Kehe will in fact be judging books by their cover, selecting the books he reviews for the regular column by browsing the blog Kindle Cover Disasters. The first title in the series is Moira, The Zorzen War, The Divided Worlds Book 3:
If you’re confused, Moira probably is too. She isn’t what you would call well educated. It’s not her fault—she was abducted from Earth during her freshman year! So she doesn’t speak in perfect sentences, and she has a very college-age habit of starting most sentences with “Um.”