Remind yourself that you are in control. The New Yorker is there for you and not the other way around. It is your feelings that matter in this relationship.
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Roxie Pell is a student at Wesleyan University, where she writes for Wesleying and The Argus and tweets hilarious nuggets of pure wisdom @jonathnfranzen.