Rumpus Original Poetry: Four Poems by Michael Chang

PLAYING POSSUM

aung san suu kyi growls see u in hell
roomful of poets saying every angel is terrifying
would sell u gold or fight ur personal-injury case
overlook ur tortious interference
dreaming u sliced someone u didn’t like
clean in half w/ a sword
it was nelly furtado
wiped w/ a cloth
a friend of mine likes to quote this thing abt
ppl who r beautiful & know it & bestow it
upon others like a gift
i’ve realized it means exactly the same as
“ my presence is a present ”
look past ur chopt salad
part of what distressed me so much abt him
was that he had his walls up
that he missed out on what unconditional love meant
it was less abt reciprocity & whether he liked me back
i just worried that he didn’t believe
someone could genuinely love him
i think often of prince’s claim
“ i’m not saying i’m great, but i’m an alternative ”
is it a big burn to say, of a poet
x does the same thing but x does it better
is it too late to fuss
the marijuana feline
coke spoon & poems on nightstand
blondie yawns, stretches
does biweekly mean twice a week
or once every two weeks
i always thought that stonewall
referred to stonewall jackson
swollen as a milk cow
shepherd leading his flock
boy-men angel investors
boy-models singing songs for wystan
baldwin sipping virgin sodas
martin luther queen swishing his hips
sawhorses posing no obstacle
don’t mind us, as she squeezes by

SLIP IT IN FAMILY MAN

i care for u v v much
i wanted to be honest abt that
“ do u have the stuff ”
this is where i belong
who’s to say
this dangling dong
would not meet my strict requirements
my first muse was jon, full name “ johnathan ”
spelled exactly like that
oh the spelling was truly criminal
but listen to this
cantopop king aaron kwok
has 4 racehorses named after his songs:
“ dancing code ”
“ calling with love ”
“ dancing fighter ”
“ my favorite ”
[i can see which his favorite is]
my copy of lunch poems, white orange & blue
which side were u fighting on ???
rich american tourists
holster ur bazookas
[frank preferred missile]
help urself to the tips collected during our shift
his mother is still alive
just barely destroyed
i heard that there were seamstresses
frozen in place
a dollar for the jukebox
concertina wire at the clavicle
i brought his mother back to life
long tongue flapping in the wind
just hanging out
i brought his mother back to life

GAG ORDER

the rat-boys from the chelsea projects
collect teeth knocked from the president’s mouth

genuinely-concerned nancy reagan approaches the genius bar to ask
if they’re all geniuses why they’re working at a store

—a scarcity mindset ???

having just run a marathon
the tourist decided to have her foot ripped off by a shark

stranded on east 10th & 1st
leaving the half-hearted sonnets at home

alongside a glimmer of recognition
i can’t waste on u

greco coffee cup blessed by capote
who said scorsese was “a big nothing”

as catwoman took off in a cemetery in queens
overturning headstones we hear great news

stopping by marche madison for overpriced couscous
ambling across central park

scenes familiar to any new yorker
he was a great boss b/c he would tell her to dress better

that seems more attractive
than traversing the hills of san francisco

when my back’s aching my bra’s too tight
ur sweating so indulgently ur shirt is truthful

finally allowing me to see the forbidden
city emptying for a holiday weekend

i hate beautiful days when they’re not w/ u

NEW YORK CITY COPS

Is H.E.R. the villain or is it she HIM (he/they) of Powerpuff Girls fame ‘ if u play stupid games u win stupid prizes ‘ in this case one barely-legal specimen rocking into my face backside first ‘ wailing that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander ‘ within seconds erasing years of shame & reticence built up like black gunk in Gowanus ‘ before turning around & packing me to the gills like a landfill in South Jersey (ancestral home to trash) ‘ we’re both too cute to pay for our own drinks ‘ leaving us stranded at the Townhouse ‘ irritable but for our tabs being picked up by Ashbery or Vidal (who can ever tell) ‘ not to mention the imported bar snacks & cocks secreted out of (slipped from) respectable trousers like prisoners of conscience who have completed their sentence ‘ all the while forgetting that the carpets & lampshades are kind of shabby & making the effort to explain that Emporio Armani is the cheaper line as tho I didn’t know what Walmart or who Alexa Chung was ‘ arousing in me a sort of suspicion & unease I can’t finger ‘ until u remind me it’s the anniversary of the Tiananmen Sq Massacre ‘ as if that had any point of resonance to our lives ‘ last I checked tanks cannot travel across water (!)

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Author photograph courtesy of Michael Chang

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