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Chelsea Martin

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Chelsea Martin is the author of Even Though I Don't Miss You forthcoming from Short Flight/Long Drive Books Nov 2013. She is also the creative director at Universal Error.
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HEAVY-HANDED: Wall-E

  • Chelsea Martin
  • May 29, 2013
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Heavy-Handed: Ever Told You

  • Chelsea Martin
  • May 15, 2013
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HEAVY-HANDED: Sagmeister

  • Chelsea Martin
  • May 1, 2013
At some point I must have said something to make you believe that I live to defy you
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HEAVY-HANDED: Tired

  • Chelsea Martin
  • April 17, 2013
Are you tired?
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HEAVY-HANDED: Tall

  • Chelsea Martin
  • April 3, 2013
I was actually thinking of describing Ethan as tall way earlier than this...
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HEAVY-HANDED: Donuts

  • Chelsea Martin
  • March 20, 2013
What do you think of monogamy and marriage and all of that?
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HEAVY-HANDED: Barbara Walters

  • Chelsea Martin
  • March 6, 2013
"Do you think Barbara Walters is beautiful?"
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HEAVY-HANDED: Strange Hallucination

  • Chelsea Martin
  • February 20, 2013
"Not that any of this is real or consequential in any way..."
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HEAVY-HANDED: Mystery Shopper

  • Chelsea Martin
  • February 6, 2013
If I was a mystery shopper I would say...
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HEAVY-HANDED: Wife

  • Chelsea Martin
  • January 23, 2013
"Nice to meet you."
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HEAVY-HANDED: Voice Commands

  • Chelsea Martin
  • January 9, 2013
"This bus is more crowded than I thought it would be."
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HEAVY-HANDED: Gus Van Sant

  • Chelsea Martin
  • December 26, 2012
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