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Dan Weiss

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Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.
  • Morning Coffee

Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 24, 2010
Happy birthday, self. Look I’m not going to lie to you, I am really into this sweet Portuguese bar. Paper plane art is the best kind of art. “Rational exploration…
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 21, 2010
We just have to keep on trying. In the world I live in you get to pretend to be a commercial pilot for 13 years. The Japanese know how to…
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 20, 2010
Flavorwire has kindly pointed us to this famous artists pronunciation guide. I would very much like to stay in the official Pantone Hotel. The scuba helmet of the future, today!…
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 19, 2010
Makoto Azuma is your hipster florist of the moment. Eco-benches of the year 3000. The Navy is about to show off its trained marine animals in San Francisco. This is…
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 18, 2010
Welcome to the known world, sweet-ass spike-nosed frog. (updated with actual link, not coworkers address.) This is an article about bat fellatio. Outdated cities of the future. Oh hey telephone…
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Morning Coffee

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  • May 17, 2010
Embroidering Wonder Bread. Department of total bummer: pictures of the stomach contents of deceased albatross. Turning Guggenheim tickets into rad art in and of themselves. Have you seen this giant…
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 14, 2010
Woah, DNA robot! Way to go science! Here are some pictures of pigeons on the Empire State Building. Did you know that HG Wells once had sex on top of…
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 13, 2010
If you should find yourself in Barcelona you may or may not wish to check out this Mercury spouting fountain. The weirdest thing about this link is that it was…
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Morning Coffe

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 12, 2010
I’m back, remind me to tell you about my run in with the Hungarian Police sometime. Monster colossal squid, you ain’t no thang. Iceland has been doing a good job…
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  • Music

Tune of the Day

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 26, 2010
Artists: Roxy Music Song: “Same Old Scene”
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Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 16, 2010
I’m going to be out of the country for a few weeks, I promise you you’ll be in good hands. This is what quantum physicists do for fun: negative twenty…
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Morning Coffee

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  • April 15, 2010
Bettie Page: FBI Consultant. Not feeling so hot these days? Google is watching out for you. A psychedelic (and awesome) look at the Glass House. Design as performance art. Objectively…
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