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Dan Weiss

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Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.
  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 29, 2016
Don’t forget to watch the corpse flower bloom today. Germs! The New Towns of Seoul. The 70s towns of England. Light pollution is everywhere.
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 28, 2016
As long as we’re leaking stuff, wanna read the CIA’s file on the former leftist Prime Minister of Australia? What is life but a museum of shit? The unfinished buildings…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 27, 2016
Here’s your horrifying thought for the day to start off the morning: Mass killings seem to have created a contagion that’s perpetuating itself. Let’s change gears entirely and go inside…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 26, 2016
Ancient bottom wiper is your phrase of the day. Evolution is happening faster than we’d thought. Also: an evolutionary history of menstruation. We even hallucinate differently. Cute studies is the…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 25, 2016
Don’t worry, here’s a story about baby ducks to start your week on a nicer note. What’s a guy got to do to live in a Rougerie structure? Today in…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 22, 2016
Everything is still terrifying and awful so enjoy some underwater ruins. Siberia is basically one giant trampoline now so there’s that. The woman who lost her sense of “mine” (there’s…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 21, 2016
Things seem pretty horrible so let’s just enjoy another trip into Soviet City 40. Welcome to the age of reversed-menopause. If you want to stop accidents maybe try unleashing cougars…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 20, 2016
But, like, can anyone ever REALLY know a great white shark? From there to here: the first ever republican nominee was a rich mutineer. Here’s your illustrated 19th Century Encyclopaedia…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 19, 2016
Earthquake swarm is your fun phrase of the day. Literally everything is a harmonic oscillator. Viva la skyway. Life is just a constant search for the entranceless cave. More dying nostalgia:…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 18, 2016
Prepare yourself for this week’s celebration of everything wrong with the world with an illustrated history of the GOP elephant. Hey, so like, why do turtles have shells? (spoiler alert:…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 13, 2016
We’ll be back on Friday, and better than ever (presume it).
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • July 12, 2016
Very important dinosaur sound news. There’s so much you probably have wrong about GMOs. Why does Cuba love ice cream so dang much? (But also who doesn’t?) Photographing the Soviet…
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