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Michael Berger

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Michael Berger is a barely-published writer and book-seller living in San Francisco. He is one of the founding Corsairs of the Iron Garters Bike Club and is currently pursuing a degree in applied pataphysics. He sometimes eats oatmeal for dinner.
  • Features & Reviews

Books, Bodies And Why We Should Bother

  • Michael Berger
  • September 30, 2010
“If we can get them right, books are luminous versions of our ideas, bound by narrative structure so that others can encounter those better, smarter versions of us on the…
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  • Features & Reviews

Testicular Theory Of Talent Explained

  • Michael Berger
  • September 23, 2010
“The winners of the Norman Mailer Nonfiction Writing Awards were just announced. A lucky college student will be now be $10,000 richer. Since the awards are intended to honor the…
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  • Features & Reviews

Why Reading Kept Me Out Of Jail

  • Michael Berger
  • September 23, 2010
I wasn’t a bad kid growing up,  I just liked to steal things — vodka, cigars, communion wine — and set things on fire.  Once or twice I used profanity…
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  • Features & Reviews

In Defense Of Negative Reviews

  • Michael Berger
  • September 23, 2010
“A book arrives that in the opinion of the reviewer outrages a principle of politics or philosophy or history or art, and will lead its readers into error or illusion,…
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  • Features & Reviews

Elitist White People Trying To Make Themselves Feel Better

  • Michael Berger
  • September 16, 2010
(Which includes me.) “The workshop’s most famous mantras – ‘Murder your darlings,’ ‘Omit needless words,’ ‘Show, don’t tell’ – also betray a view of writing as self-indulgence, an excess to…
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  • Features & Reviews

Books For The Dark Night Of The Soul

  • Michael Berger
  • September 16, 2010
In his late thirties, F. Scott Fitzgerald experienced a series of emotional and mental breakdowns, many of which he wrote about in a series of random essays and observations collected…
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  • Other

Hitchens On Dying

  • Michael Berger
  • September 16, 2010
“At a luncheon earlier in the day with Hitchens and Berlinski, Taunton asked Hitchens about his health problems. ‘Well, I’m dying, since you asked,’ Hitchens replied. ‘So are you, but…
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  • Features & Reviews

Early Impressions Of Orange Eats Creeps

  • Michael Berger
  • September 9, 2010
After negotiating a last minute address change, among other last minute changes, I finally received my much-anticipated copy of The Orange Eats Creeps by Grace Krilanovich. I haven’t had much…
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  • Features & Reviews

The Diaries Of Roland Barthes

  • Michael Berger
  • September 9, 2010
At The Book Bench, a moving exploration of Roland Barthes’ diaries, focusing especially on his unique handwriting: “Reading someone’s handwriting can be incredibly intimate and revealing, perhaps especially in an…
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  • Features & Reviews
  • Sex

The Horniest Species Imaginable

  • Michael Berger
  • September 2, 2010
“Only with the relatively recent shift from off-the-land foraging to agriculture did our species veer away from cooperation and sharing, even sharing of mates, in small groups; hierarchy, sexual repression…
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  • Features & Reviews

Bombed With Poetry

  • Michael Berger
  • September 2, 2010
Here’s something I missed: Chilean artists bomb Berlin with poetry. In my opinion, not enough things like that are happening right now
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  • Features & Reviews

The Prejudice Against Literary Fiction

  • Michael Berger
  • September 2, 2010
“It is not the job of critics or awards to simply reaffirm the bestseller, boxoffice, and Billboard lists. Quite the contrary, isn’t it their job to seek out the work that…
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