FUNNY WOMEN: Amelia Bedelia Takes a COVID Test
Mrs. Rogers was angry. She was very angry.
...moreMrs. Rogers was angry. She was very angry.
...moreThis moment has come to its crisis. As you can see I really can’t be blamed.
...moreShe knows how to yell, but wouldn’t yell if her life depended on it.
...moreYou can take care of it in the morning. Just write yourself a note.
...moreGet creative! “Brian” could become “Bryawn,” courter of women, slayer of ogres.
...moreMy work starts before you even enter the Zoom room.
...moreThis is your invitation to respond to the 2020 Census.
...moreI thought my period would be the happiest, most active time of the month.
...moreThat’s how cool she was, not like his ex-girlfriend.
...moreBut enough about my credentials, which are copious.
...moreIf Holly invites five women over, what is the ratio of “fear” to “coven formation”?
...moreAre you wealthy? If so, heyyy.
...moreMust be eighteen or older, or Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend.
...moreYou could be wrong. You’re not, but you could be.
...moreSorry for my obtuseness! I wish you the best of luck elsewhere!
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...morePay off the stork to remove your house from its route.
...moreWhen in doubt, revise.
...moreLaugh at all his jokes. All of ‘em.
...moreNew research shows that one in three Americans are “enemies of the people.”
...moreWhat’s black, yellow, waxy, and buzzing all over? Bee sex.
...moreWhen a girl isn’t smiling, watch out! She could be about to explode.
...moreLadies, we hear you. You can stop calling, emailing, and sending us your profanity-filled invectives.
...moreTime for a flip of the gender script!
...more“I am wondering if politics affect your sex life.”
...moreComedian Nato Green discusses performing political standup, revolutionaries, and the way forward for tired capital-L Leftists.
...moreMark your calendars, gentlemen—and watch your backs!
...moreI know lots of people/the international press is making a huge deal out of everything, but it’s still just me, your girl Meghan, and my fiancé, His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales.
...moreSometimes the truth hurts. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have to hear it, and all the better if we can couch those painful truths amid laughter.
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