Morning Coffee

It is always a good day to discuss spontaneous combustion. Now let’s talk about the weather on Uranus (there are no need for sophomoric jokes, also what’s up with all…

Let’s talk about the moon. 1970s middle schoolers imagine the year 2000. Hey dudes, check out this oarfish! Paris makes plans to become tomorrow’s most whimsical city. Of course you…

Accidental themes… Here are those North American auroras from outer space you asked about. The Space Coast is my favorite photo-essay of the whatever. Another day another new Earth-like planet.…

Great moments in horrifying ignorance: gay marriage will lead to sentient duck overlords. Of course you would like to know more about Predator X. Baby scorpions are also great. Medieval…

Back in the saddle! Did you know that the FBI totally tried to blackmale MLK into killing himself? Yep… This just in: turtles are gross! On the exclamation comma and…

Dan Weiss is away this week. We’ll do our best to get the day started without him. Shower optional: artist documents water balloons exploding on bald women’s heads. Maybe these…

Sometimes you just need to see some baby cuttlefish to get you through. It is vital that we help these scientists build their meth lab. Here are all the Indian…

Best local news? Woman riding manatee spurs police hunt. Swedish movie posters of the 20s and 30s (are great). Schrodinger cat remains defiantly alive. Can we please make the aerotrain…

Actual morning coffee. Important news: octopuses are great! More important news: maybe being depressed is secretly great! No curves for British children. Far too impractical. Slug based art is the…