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Morning Coffee

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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 30, 2012
Happy Monday, let’s all plan a trip to a Japanese cat cafe. Why are we waterproof? Ruined Polaroids are a cool thing. Fact: the Danish are a million times better…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 27, 2012
Very important update: there are a lot of stars. Hey, how did Technicolor work? If you are bad at math than you probably believe in things (or something, I guess,…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 26, 2012
Dear people, please stop eating bats. Eeee! Floating jellyfish robot! On the bureaucratic nightmare of Russian laundry. And now here are some stereoscopic Civil War pictures. Leave Saturn’s weirdest ring…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 25, 2012
Hurray for spillways! If I’m reading this correctly, the point is that whale’s ears are gross. 1980’s disco-blasting  robot waiters (heart). Here’s some mid-century astronaut photography porn for you. Fitzgerald’s…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 24, 2012
It’s Tuesday, here are some harvest mice. Monitoring crazy urban sprawl from space! The new hip thing is asteroid mining. Vintage headphone ads (I think we could all use a…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 23, 2012
Let’s talk about drilling lasers in outer space. Today in almost timely political street art: Pinocchio Sarkozy. These 17th century fish sketches are my favorite thing today. Viewing the world…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 20, 2012
This week in bad-ass: jetpacking over the Swiss Alps. Context-free patent art is the best thing today. How do you single out friends’ voices in a crowded party? Science is…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 19, 2012
On the regional dialects of certain hyraxes. Everyone needs some undersea photography now and then. “In 1950, an elephant fell out of a monorail in Germany.” Let’s all make some…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 18, 2012
What does space sound like? Life goal of the day: visit Deception Island. Computer as swarm of crabs. “Astrologers Predict 1929 Will Be Year of Prosperity.” Here are all the…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 17, 2012
Today in the-answer-to-your-problems-are-slides: they help you get to class on time! Here are some 19th century visual puns (classy). Evidently the time has come for cyborg plants. Incidentally, maybe the…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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  • April 13, 2012
Cats are bigger than Jesus. But don’t forget dogs: “The Canine Casualties of the Titanic Disaster” is super sad! So, when exactly did we stop sleeping in trees? Ferocious superwind…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • April 12, 2012
I’ll be out of town for a couple days, I will however return to you with open arms. Sometimes you have to give the people what they want: 1870s proto-lol…
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