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Our humblest apologies, we’ve been having some ridiculous technical problems over here at MC, we promise to get it all straightened out and be back up and running ASAP. Thanks for reading.

But why is there a speed of light at all? new dinosaurs every dang day. The fact is, most white people are probably racist. Let’s all go mine for diamonds in an Arkansas state park! Today in meaningless stats: selfies have killed…

Maybe you’re interested in Ursula Le Guin’s writing advice? If you want to be a good liar just wait until your bladder is about to burst. Photographing the dead zones of hypercapitalism (weeeee) Speaking of: now face recognition software can…

What’s up with the 7 day week though? Important news from the weekend: you could be renting HP Lovecraft’s house right now. Maybe what we need are amphibious houses? Everyone loves the hum of giraffes.

It’s time to discuss that dreaded menace, green tea. Whatever happened to Aramaic? No, cryogenic freezing doesn’t work. Why did the CIA (sort of) invent couch syrup? Something to think about this weekend: the ethics of having sex with robots.

Life in California gets bleaker everyday: now we’re running out of pistachios. On the evolution of city hall architecture. Daffodil revenge is the meanest revenge. Meanwhile: the robots have taken over deep sea exploration too. Did we make dogs lazy…

London, you have been robbed of your 1,000 foot Golden Tower. Seems like outer space is just filled with global oceans these days. I’m so fascinated by this list of every movie Jimmy Carter watched in the White House. Very…

I know life seems pretty rough sometimes, but at least you don’t have to deal with fire tornados. Medieval tree skeletons will also haunt your dreams. Here are some geometric shapes to calm you. On board the Orient Express (1950).…

Let’s start our week by staring into a blue fire volcano. Dinosaur hunting in Inner Mongolia. Retro 1970s moonquakes. Look at this dang giant bug! Howard Blackburn is your historical badass for the week.

We’re having some for real technical difficulties here at MC. We’ll be back in Monday. I hope your weekend is a dream.

Surely we all want to know more about male seahorse pregnancy. Coca-Cola comes to Paris (1950). Let us now praise the Syrian brown bear who REALLY won WWII. So, is speed reading even actually possible? Jezebel takes a deep dive…

The dialects and culture of sperm whales. (Whales!) It’s 2015 so let’s talk about video games and architecture. Letters home from the Dark Ages. This Stonehenge II discovery just gets more intense by the day! And now some abandoned mall…