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Morning Coffee

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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 27, 2015
Also Soviet fashion spies. Here come the genetically supersized  fruits and vegetables. Antarctica by drone (I sure wish we had a different word for the cool nature film getting drones).…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 26, 2015
Important news: if there are aliens they (maybe) are probably (the size of) bears. On the ocean’s tiniest life. I’d find Silicon Valley a whole lot more charming if it…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 22, 2015
Is taking the long weekend. Have a good Memorial Day. Be good to each other. We’ll be back Tuesday.
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 21, 2015
Great moments in faking your own death. Archaeology can ALSO be improved with lasers. Growing up a child test subject. The etymological mystery behind “The Holocaust”. I think you deserve…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 20, 2015
Important news to start your day: you’re pooping wrong. Here’s some Japanese falconry woodblocks for you. The birds are all screaming at everyone. Hey look at this giant siphonophone. Can…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 19, 2015
Sometimes your best defense is gay propaganda. Purring wolf spiders. Literally the James Bond of rodents has been discovered. All the 20th Century pictorial maps you could hope for. Now…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 18, 2015
Welcome to the age of archaeologist robots. As long as we’re out here, let’s talk about what we really need to colonize other planets. Reconsidering Joseph Heller’s OTHER book. So,…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 15, 2015
Welcome to the gross world of wood frog mating. Hello warm blooded fish! In the end we’d all rather not be punished than be rewarded. Understanding leprosy through ancient skeletons…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 14, 2015
Big news in the bigfoot conspiracy theory world. Big news in the shaking robots hands world. Real talk: what are we going to do about this drought? Is it just…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 13, 2015
It’s pretty great/terrifying that scientists are still trying to reverse engineer a dinosaur. On the rise of “mama“. Your DNA changes with the seasons. (life is amazing!) I don’t normally…
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 12, 2015
Journey to the (literal) center of the country. The question of the morning is: can zebras be domesticated? Now you too can write like Einstein (for the record there’s a…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • May 11, 2015
It’s important for my sake that you realize beards are probably NOT filled with poop. John Quincy Adams, hollow Earther. What’s up with purring though? That time a microwave baffled…
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