Morning Coffee

Maybe you’d like to watch all 15 of the International Space Station’s 15 daily sunsets? Very old Danish footprints. The question on everyone’s minds: what became of India’s corpse-eating turtles?…

We’re getting closer and closer to turning chickens back into dinosaurs. The future is filled with floating public parks. The fake future is filled with robotic hunting devices. It’s hard…

Today in mild alarmism: your iphone is injuring your kids. Ballets Russes on the beach. The only guaranteed form of hippo birth control is hippo abstinence. Cosmonauts were just so…

WHERE’S MY DOME? Long story short: we still have no idea why some people live so long. Sleepy dancing bees. “It’ll be just like Lewis and Clark, but on roller…

Seriously dudes, we landed on a God damned comet yesterday. We are sort of kind of starting to understand why the brain needs sleep. All of us are stealing from…

The fantasy houses of Charley Harper (are great). Can you say buddy movie of the year? Might I suggest perusing old Penguin science fiction covers today? Picturing the Shoreditch Live…

It’s Veteran’s Day and we’re taking it easy over here. Be thankful. We’ll see you tomorrow.

If you should happen to be in New York tonight I’ll be playing at an amazing show at the Silent Barn to help release the super great new cassette by…

At least climate change is good news for cactus wrens. We’re just recovering lost explorer artifacts left and right these days. This is a news story about robots, ghosts, and…

Newly rediscovered speakeasies are pretty neat huh? British people are more likely to believe in aliens than God (because British people are better than us). Civil rights typography. America’s long…

I don’t want to talk about it. Let’s start with a robot baby penguin to try and make us feel a little better. In the end it all comes down…

Welcome back, fanged deer! The time has come for 3D-printed spider brain harnesses. Here’s that 1920s electric razor you asked for. We are all very sure about the things we…