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Morning Coffee

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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 10, 2013
Oh hey, there’s a new van Gogh painting! The world’s tallest buildings ain’t all that. Furthermore: the world’s largest volcano probably isn’t really. Let’s follow this thread and talk about…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 9, 2013
Today I heard someone use the phrase “randos” and I don’t know how I feel about it. Also I haven’t done one of these in a while. Jellyfish are terrifying,…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 6, 2013
Very expensive toilets. As if our own earthquakes weren’t enough to worry about, the bay area should probably be more scared of quakes in Alaska. 16th Century comets. Gravity(‘s constant…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 5, 2013
J.D. Okhai Ojeikere has been photographing Nigerian women’s sculptural hair since the 1960s. Don’t worry about space brains. Don’t do it! “Be a Tightwad” and other 1920s motivational posters. Seriously…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 4, 2013
On the potential architectural causalities of Syrian war. Space archaeologist is the most misleading job title of the day. Space auroras on the other hand are exactly what they sound…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 3, 2013
New Yorkers: Scottish castles are cheaper than your apartments. The time has come to put living roofs on our buses I guess. Here are some very rare dolphins and whales.…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • September 2, 2013
It’s Labor Day and we’re all taking things easy around here. MC will be back tomorrow morning.
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  • Morning Coffee

Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 30, 2013
BibliOdyssey is back! And they’ve brought us map monsters! Maybe we all come from Mars. Maybe a lot of things. If I had my way I’d spent my life visiting…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 29, 2013
It is really exciting how much we have been learning about giant squids these days. Hey, did you forget about the earthquake in Christchurch NZ? Cause they sure haven’t. It…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 28, 2013
Behold the oldest known depiction of the New World (carved into an ostrich egg no less). Beer bongs will make you steal Robert Frost’s bust. This is a fact. What…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 27, 2013
Don’t be paranoid, all this extra surveillance is great for finding lost civilizations. All I want in the whole world is to get a drink in an underwater volcanic tunnel.…
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Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

  • Dan Weiss
  • August 26, 2013
Welcome to Monday, here are  some cheetahs and greyhounds in slow-motion. Let’s talk about owl brain maps. Sad reality of the day: We are living in an age where potential…
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