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Frigid

  • Jess E. Jelsma
  • March 18, 2016
My first gynecologist tells me that my vagina is on the smaller side of the normal range. I use this as a justification for why, at eighteen, I still can’t get a tampon in more than a quarter of an inch past my hymen.
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Fantasy Football for Poets: Dispatch #2

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • December 11, 2014
“You want your cup to overflow,” he said. “My cup is causing a flood.”
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Fantasy Football for Poets: Dispatch #1

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • November 20, 2014
I’m not supposed to be an NFL fan. I like writing, books, wine, condiments, ambient music, and US Presidents.
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Fantasy Football for Poets, Week 12

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • November 21, 2013
I’m writing about three players who have all quit America’s most popular and visible sport mid-season. Their reasons for quitting are as different as their trajectories, but in each of them, there are shards of a much larger and tragic American story.
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Fantasy Football for Poets: Week 8

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • October 24, 2013
No one knew it was a torn ACL, which means that Reggie’s incredible 189-game streak is over, his season is over, and perhaps even, at his age, his thirteen-year career is over.
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Fantasy Football for Poets: Week Six

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • October 10, 2013
When he retires at the end of the year, he’ll be remembered as one of the best tight ends in NFL history, and as a man whose heart, athletic skills, and bilingual outreach have made him a hero to Spanish-speaking football fans around the world.
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Fantasy Football for Poets: Week Five

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • October 3, 2013
Being unable to play his favorite instrument anymore broke his heart, but while his injured hand couldn’t perform the delicate gesticulations of a violinist, it was not a hindrance in the blunt-force job of offensive lineman.
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Fantasy Football For Poets: Week 3

  • J. Ryan Stradal
  • September 18, 2013
Why wouldn't we have a fantasy football column on a literary website?
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