Apparently, the Wilson Library Bulletin ran this survey way back when, and then promptly fired its author and destroyed all remaining copies. However, 5000 librarians responded, and now, thanks to the Internet, we get to see the answers!
For example, 20% of librarians reported having sex in a library, while 63% had sex in a car.
4% were virgins.
22% would classify their sex life as a “comedy.”
38% of the women said they would sleep with Pee-Wee Herman if it were necessary to propagate the species.
And I’ll leave you with this one:
“22% of the respondents felt that libraries should have condom dispensers in their bathrooms.”
I encourage you to read the whole thing. It will make your day better.
I hope you all had a wonderful National Library Week!