Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Blake Butler’s Scorch Atlas: “A novel featuring all-new scenes, Scorch Atlas is literature” – Mickey Hess
Tao Lin’s Bed: “Tao Lin emerges as a melancholic ghost in a cheerful century. What? In the here and now, Bed is a contrast between chaos and disillusionment, between disenchantment and the desire to imagine heaven” – Mickey Hess
Joe Meno’s Demons in the Spring: “This book is crammed with descriptions. As interesting as sex, it promises engrossing adventures and much, much more. Mulling it over in living quarters, humans have often quoted directly from the writings. Meno presents the entertaining, paperbound ideas humans deserve” – Mickey Hess
Hillary Frank’s I Can’t Tell You: “Humans have dedicated themselves to creating novels. Hillary Frank is one of these human novelists” – Mickey Hess
Jason Jordan’s Powering the Devil’s Circus: “A personal account, this shattering memoir shocked the world and returned to the United States. Jason Jordan is a charismatic maniac, an unflinching older brother who relates a universal tale about pulse-pounding, intriguing events” – Mickey Hess
Wred Fright’s The Pornographic, Flabbergasted Emus: “Brilliantly, it is possible to watch the book in the process of revising itself to death” – Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at [email protected] and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!